A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.
Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?
Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.
Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.
Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.
Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.
Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
by gar-123 April 16, 2014

by seedwatermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm July 11, 2022

by TheRealFlorenceNightengale November 17, 2020

by elmohas2guns March 22, 2022

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.
I spent the whole day at home googling.
You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.
I google myself every day.
You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.
I google myself every day.
by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010
