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Google Person

A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.
Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?

Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.

Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.

Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
by gar-123 April 16, 2014
mugGet the Google Personmug.

google fuckery

when google does a little trolling
"all this google fuckery is hurtning my head!"
mugGet the google fuckerymug.
srsly...

a) u really use firefox.

b) ur bored AF
search with google or enter address

since i had to use it in a sentence
by elmohas2guns March 22, 2022
mugGet the search with google or enter addressmug.

smoking google

Vinay: This man is smoking google right now!
Ben: What does that even mean?
Vinay: Take a look at this guy, doesn't even know what smoking google means ong!
by vinaysmells April 4, 2022
mugGet the smoking googlemug.

Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.
I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.
by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010
mugGet the Googlemug.

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