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Dirty Mitchell

Easily the sexiest man alive! Constantly doing badass shit and smoking the most fire weed! Been known to steal your bitch!
Bro dirty Mitchell is a fucking legend
by Dopestuff123 October 21, 2019
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dirty ferg

an extremely dirty whore who's cunt looks like an old arby's roast beef and cheddar sandwiched in a catchers mit.
Man my cousin told me dat bitch is a "dirty ferg"
by george sandbar February 17, 2004
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dirty alessia

the act of queefing in a guys mouth while face-sitting and then telling him it was your p*ssy thanking him for his service.
She pulled a dirty alessia on me today and i said “you’re welcome master.”
by queenb*tch April 16, 2020
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dirty tomas

when the male positions him self under the female n sticks his hand up the vagina n comes out the other end(bunhole)
i heard bob gave his wife the ol' dirty tomas
by tomasy February 27, 2009
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dirty virgin

A girl who is both a virgin and a slut. Blows and jacks off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.
Mary is a dirty virgin because she has blown and jacked off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.
by Dick Dickerdad December 13, 2010
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Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.
Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...
by The Clipper May 29, 2008
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Dirty Jed

When a guy screams and yells while grabbing your boobs way too hard
He gave me a Dirty Jed last night, my boobs are about to fall off.
by Jess Mcleod May 17, 2019
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