Clam chops

Clam = vagina, Chops = face
Clam chops = vagina face

Friendly insult toward your esteemed chaps

Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.

See that ugly bird over there?

Who? you mean clam chops?

by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017

Clam Flap

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.

Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"

by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Clam Dump

When semen comes out of the vagina after being ejaculated into it during sex

I took the biggest clam dump after Mike Rivers came in me

by Ogzombiefn April 17, 2022

Baby clam

When someones acting like an idiot except in a cute way.

When someone makes you laugh uncontrollably.

Clan: Oh you know I'm just kidding with you ;)
Jeil: HAHAHA your such a baby clam!

by Jeil May 7, 2008

clam dabbing

The female form of tea bagging: the act of placing one's clam on a conquered opponent's face signifying their failure in battle.

Player 1: "ah shit, this bitch is clam dabbing me!"

by Silky Slim November 23, 2013

Clam Sneeze

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.

Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!

I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller

by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018