For when your French Bird is "On The Blob" during the Tour De France after a hard day in the saddle.
I was so disappointed after winning today's stage of the Tour De France, only to get back to the hotel and find that my french girlfriend is saying "non, non, c'est un clam rouge ce soir", she's on the blob, so no sex tonight
by Flange The Inquisitor II July 12, 2025

Similar to the popular "prairie dogging", but referring to a female holding in urine, while urgently seeking a nearby restroom.
by NewsCan123456 August 27, 2017

A vagina that is keen to the spotlight . Lights ,camera maybe , action ! It’s easy to lure from its coverings being that half the time it is already uncovered . Found throughout the globe and increasing in numbers daily. Thanks Internet .
I got some glam clam downloaded and lotion waiting on me fuck this circle jerk I’m riding hon solo .
by Fucking pineapple ???? October 4, 2021

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."
by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017

The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City Beach region, where it thrives deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.
Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area
Persisting odor
May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow
Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers
If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.
Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area
Persisting odor
May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow
Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers
If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.
"Hey man how'd your vacation go? Did you tame some strange?"
"Hell yeah pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed bartender down during Mardis Gras"
"Hell yeah pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed bartender down during Mardis Gras"
by BigZHalfChub October 9, 2016

by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016

The female equivalent for the term “jerkoff”. Jerkoff is defined as someone undesirable who is loud, belligerent, and uncool with disregard for others personal enjoyment.
by LJ14000 June 26, 2021
