Sheila: Thanks for the top root ey cunt.
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.
See that ugly bird over there?
Who? you mean clam chops?
Bloke: Yeah you too clam chops.
See that ugly bird over there?
Who? you mean clam chops?
by nigeLpredator February 7, 2017

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.
Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"
by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011

A gynecologist.
Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.
by SossBoss March 14, 2016

by Ogzombiefn April 17, 2022

When someones acting like an idiot except in a cute way.
When someone makes you laugh uncontrollably.
When someone makes you laugh uncontrollably.
by Jeil May 7, 2008

The female form of tea bagging: the act of placing one's clam on a conquered opponent's face signifying their failure in battle.
by Silky Slim November 23, 2013

Like a queef but infinitly more powerful and stinky. Its like shitting out clam chowder in a gaseous form from your pussy.
Goddamn Rebecca cover your snatch before you Clam Sneeze on my couch!
I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller
I Clam Sneezed in his eye last night, now hes like Helen Keller
by Cummie Dumpling December 3, 2018
