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Muffin-Stopper

Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.
Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?

Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.
by Shock N Awe Special February 27, 2009
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stoptional

1. Not completely stopping at a stop sign, but going through it. The majority of drivers do this.

2. In those rare instances when for some reason a stop light won't turn green, or turns red for no real reason. Usually when the light is old and doesn't have a sensor to tell it where traffic is coming from, but there can be other factors.
1. This sign isn't stoptional. There's a cop right over there.

2. Dude, there's a bus parked on the sensor over there. The light is never going to turn, just go through it. It's stoptional.
by Rook218 June 16, 2007
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thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle
"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"
by Hawke June 23, 2005
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[slit-stopper]

slang for a NuvaRing, a vaginal contraceptive
When I take my slit-stopper out of the fridge, they make my cervix cold
by ToxicColledgy March 9, 2009
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show stopper

A woman so hot she can stop a show WHEREVER she goes. And this means worldwide. No matter what state, country, town, place she will be the center of attention wherever she is due to her looks.

As in all males automatically stop and stare or raise hell when they see her.

She can be in a room of 100 other women and be the stand out one.

She will not have to pay for anything. Males will offer wherever she goes. Males will be kicked out of public places due to her prescense.

She will be given special treatment and showered with endless compliments that she soon tires of.

A guy can see her face once and then remember it years later because her looks made such an impact.

Head officials, politicians, teachers, principals at her own school will all hit on her. Forget the regular people.

She will most likely be well off at an early age due to the huge outpowering of support from males either due to her awesome personality or looks.
She was a real show stopper, all eyes were always on her when she entered a room or any arena.

She has it all, she's a show stopper.
by everyone.*^ May 9, 2010
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gob stopper

when a girl is giving you road head and just before you are about to bust you adjust the stering wheel down stopping her head (gob) from moving making her swallow your load.
um when you are getting road head gob stopper
by pots September 8, 2006
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Stoptional Sign

Any stop sign located in a town with an incredibly small population in which no one is ever around. Also includes any stop sign at any location promptly after 2 a.m. If the stop sign meets one or both of the criteria, the sign is identified as stoptional and the driver is no longer lawfully obligated to stop. If he or she does so, it is only to be courteous.
Driver: It's already past curfew! There's no time to stop at this stop sign!

Passenger: Dude, chill. It's a stoptional sign.
by nineseat January 8, 2009
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