Salty

To be mad, angry, or upset and jealous at the same time.

Why are you so salty?

by n00bm45t3r69 June 8, 2019

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

Salty C

When you ejaculate into an asshole, add salt and lime, and then giving them a rim job. Have a shot of tequila after

Damn bro, I thought margaritas were good until i tried a Salty C

by Captian C November 30, 2021

Salty Canal

Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!

by Iloveturtlesjustbecause August 14, 2016

salty

that one bitch on social media

you know who u are salty.

by swaggerman8000 October 5, 2021

Salty Parrot

To rest one's dick on another person's shoulder.

Yo, did you see me prank Paul yesterday when he was gaming and I gave him a Salty Parrot?

by zbug773 August 2, 2022

salty

being really mad but you don’t want to say anything

“ Stop being salty and come here”

by aloha.ahyesyes June 20, 2019