Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Sleep

A place where drug addicts and illegal immigrants and former illegal immigrants meet. Something that people use to get.

I almost didn’t sleep last night think those terrorist where going to meet In my thoughts while I sleep. I feel sleepy today, I’m drained.

by Thesenutzz November 5, 2019

sleep

The best part of the day

Teacher: write the best part of your day
Me: sleep

by Howdoiknowgoaway March 26, 2022

Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

Sleep

The opposite of woke.

The man is not woke, he's soooo sleep.

by Peaceful Crocodile February 6, 2019

sleep hubris

The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.

I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.

by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023

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<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Anyone,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025