Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

its a secret to everyone

a phrase you get in the original legend of zelda game when you enter certain caves and find a secret moblin who gives you rupees.

Secret moblin: its a secret to everyone.

by thatrandomguy1234 July 7, 2019

Oprahs dirty secret

A term used when an individual is keeping an innapropriate secret.

Oprah never told anybody about her secret, i heard it from her brother that she cut her nipples off and put them in a mason jar. i call it, Oprahs dirty secret.

by Noodle tickler July 21, 2019

Reveal your secrets day

A day where if anyone keeps a secret from you, you can ask them to reveal it, and by law they must. Takes place on January 12th

Guy 1: dude, this game is amazing!
Guy 2: what game are you playing?
Guy 1: sorry, it’s kinda nsfw so I’m gonna keep it a secret.
Guy 2: you have to reveal it, it’s reveal your secrets day.

by BlueFurry December 18, 2020

Crugers Chin Secretion

Where a peadophile stores his secret stash of child porn

Police ended up finding child porn in Crugers Chin Secretion

by CrugersChinSecretion December 25, 2020

Victor's Secretion

The sexual act of men ejaculating on women's bras, panties, lingerie, and clothing for personal gratification.

After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.

by Arnie Grape June 12, 2021

Network Access Security Token

NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.

Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.

by GAMERSLUBE LLC. July 10, 2021