salad attack

When you steal some of your wife / GF's salad, and she screams at the top of her lungs in anger. At which point you reply with "Only a fat girl would scream so loud about a salad", and then you get a plate of salad thrown at you.

Mmmm, this is good salad hun! PUT THE SALAD DOWN NOW!!! Geez, only a fat girl would yell at me for eating her salad.... SALAD ATTACK!!! *10 sec L8R*.... I'm gonna take a quick shower...

by kakarotch August 4, 2007

fruit salad

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.

Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.

by Antimyopia April 9, 2006

tossed salad

When your girlfriends eats your ass right before hot sex.

Mindy and Savannah tossed salad right before our threesome

by pimplee May 19, 2006

angry fruit salad

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

by unusu-al September 12, 2003

salame

tonto, tontin, stupid, dumb, used in Argentine slang.

"Que te pasa salame, no podes ser tan tonto"

by afa78djd December 22, 2008

sala verga

Sala Verga: a mexican word, other then using "vete a la verga" sala verga is short for it.

sala verga pinche putin

by Sinaloaa November 24, 2010

Ceaser salad

a tossed salad that has white dressing all over it.
AKA Manually spreading your partners butt cheeks and licking the area between their sexual organ and anus after semen has been applied.

I was giving her a Ceaser salad then I realized how salty my cum is!

by PTGJB February 27, 2008