Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007

On the run baby

A baby born to one or more crimminals; to have a parent who was convicted of a crime; a baby born to a mother who gave birth while imprisoned; a baby born to a fugitive of the law.

"on the run baby, conceived through a crimminal"
--Llyod Banks

by B.O.S.S. Billa February 22, 2009

run it home

to have sexual intercourse with somebody. not specifically the opposite sex. ;)
to fuck

guy 1- dude, did you run it home?
guy 2- all the way dude!
guy 1- RIGHT ON DUDE! jimmy isnt a virgin anymore!!!

by caroline porter May 27, 2008

Read and run

A state of mind of assesing situations and making determinations. Making a decision as you go.

'Hey can I ski that?'
'It depends. Read and run'

by Getherdone March 19, 2014

perfect run

A state of the body where it produces ghost shit on five consecutive days.

Dude, this new high fibre diet I'm doing is super awesome. Last week I had a perfect run from monday until friday.

by Trichoderma April 30, 2014

pug run

when you tuck your weiner inbetween your legs, arch you back and squeal while running in circles.

Hey bro last night at the party jon did the pug run in the middle of the living room

by Gignig23 March 1, 2011

Pizza Run

A pizza run is , a case when your school is too far away from the local pizza place , and you gotta run and make good use of time because walking there will make you late for class. Usually there can be a race ,to see who gets to the pizza place first.

Dwight : Hey Chris , wanna go for a "Pizza Run" and get some meat curtains?
Chris: Yeah buddy , rendez-vous at the corner, let's do this.

by Kingdomheartsfans57 September 15, 2011