ripeye

An orifice that has been mangled; obliterated. Looks like someone fell on a weedwacker, and may or may not have enjoyed it. Typically drizzled in feces and/or puss. May also contain jizz, mucus, spit, sweat or dried jizz. Usually refers to an asshole or a vaginal crease.

I went to Jimmy's on a hairy Monday, and I caught a glimpse of Jim's hairy ripeye. Dripping with sweat, his ripeye looked shattered from a previous encounter. Jim's ripeye was pulverized. It looked like a tenderized piece of rotten Ribeye steak. Jim's ripeye was a 11/10 GGEZ.

by HairyRipeye August 7, 2022

ripeye

An orifice that has been mangled; obliterated. Looks like someone fell on a weedwacker, and may or may not have enjoyed it. Typically drizzled in feces and/or puss. May also contain jizz, mucus, spit, sweat or dried jizz. Usually refers to an asshole or a vaginal crease.

I went to Jimmy's on a hairy Monday, and I caught a glimpse of Jim's hairy ripeye. Dripping with sweat, his ripeye looked shattered from a previous encounter. Jim's ripeye was pulverized. It looked like a tenderized piece of rotten Ribeye steak. Jim's ripeye was a 11/10 GGEZ.

by HairyRipeye August 7, 2022

Ryley Thomson

The type of guy who watches hot tub streams.

Friend 1: yo Thomson jump on the xbox
Ryley Thomson: nah I can't tonight man I'm watching Amouranth's hot tub stream

by anonymous August 7, 2022

ryley is older then kennedy

legally ryley is always going to be older then kennedy

ryley being older then kennedy means that legally ryley is older then kennedy

by higihiballs August 7, 2022

Ripeye

An enlarged mangled orifice that oozes pus and/or expels extreme odor. Usually provoking distaste from the majority of people whom witness it's presence. Typically refers to an anus or a vaginal crease.

It was a muggy Monday morning, the sun had just peaked in the sky. Joe Biden was out drinking some natty lights on his porch, when Donald Trump happened upon a display of Joe's bare ripeye. An eventful sight. The ripeye glistened in sun, moist from a recent outbreak of pus. Donald was scarred for life and needed to seek emotional and physical therapy for the remainder of his dull life.

by HairyRipeye August 9, 2022

rialey

Rialey is usually super quite but a lot of fun when you get to know them. Rialey usually has super annoying siblings but always is so nice to them and takes such good care of them. If you meet a Rialey don’t ever let them go because they are awesome and you will find no one like them. Rialey is very pretty and smart she is also most likely very clumsy but in a good way! She is most likely the smartest friend in the friend group. She also has most likely never gotten in trouble or had detention. If you are lucky enough to have Rialey as your friend make sure she is your best friend! Rialey is bussin’ bussin’ on god.

Damn who is that chick!? Oh shit that’s Rialey, she is the shit.

by Bigtimerialeyfan October 31, 2022

Ripley

R: keep your distance or I will startle my reactions when startled are most likely out of my control/I may ask questions
I: I am myself nobody else
Ri: I may wish to redo something
P: plural as in I am a sibling
Allow me to be peaceful
If I ask you to stop, please listen
Rip: sometimes I fart, it's not a crime it's completely normal
When I am allowed to rest I will most likely be peaceful
L: love-which I am

Lalala- sometimes I sing
At times I stutter
E: I have eyes

Y: I can ask questions. I try to understand and be understood

Sometimes I am agreeable to avoid confrontation requiring further questioning.

Ripley is an uncertain little boy.

by Smiles-huh September 5, 2022