queef-fu

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.

Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.

by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023

Queef Penis

When your significant other farts on your dick

Luke- Bro my girl queef penised me
Nelson- So not ferd muck muck
Luke- It smelled so bad
Nelson- I bet

by wadewiggins October 15, 2023

Queefcent

Every woman's queef has it's own unique "accent", if you will; because vaginas are like snowflakes, no two are alike.

I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't understand your queefcent.

by MissesRamey October 29, 2023

Queef blammo

Like a normal queef but with spray back that hits your partner in the face

We just got done making love and queef blammo on my face

by Jojo2023 December 24, 2023

Queeb

Is Jake. Is always Jake. Jake do be queeb.

We love you queeb.

-Friends of Jake

by Ell Waldorf January 10, 2024

queefboxing

Imagine beatboxing but with a multitude of queefs.

She had a very unique talent that appalled some, queefboxing.

by The Entertainment November 19, 2023

Queef Nugget

When the vaginal liquids combine into a rock and the male consumes it like a chicken nugget

Yo bro she was so wet we did a queef nugget

by trapper pluh March 25, 2024