Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

by Geniaurse December 30, 2020

Put some underwear on

Have a good drive from Chicago to Norwood

Put some underwear on that drive will be long

by Drfunsmack April 5, 2025

Put it in the freezer

Similar to "putting this on the back burner", "adding this to the parking lot", or "taking this offline", this is used to tell someone that you are pausing the conversation and will be discussing it at a later date.

Tyson told the conference that he would put it in the freezer and would be thawing this topic out on our next call when we have gathered more info.

by Lpolloloco May 29, 2024

Get put make

Get the fuck over here right now

Get put make i am dying

by CrInGe. Exe November 16, 2021

put balls on your chest

A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory

Drink this it will put balls on your chest

by Cjleyland May 15, 2020

Put 't sock on

Northern slang for putting on the trusty old wank sock.

Billy was tired of pulling birds in't pub, so he stayed in and put 't sock on.

by FinbarSaunders March 2, 2021