Pulled an Enron

Completly making up numbers for the purposes of reporting on something in either a professional, scholarly or financial matter, either to save a lot of work, or for financial gain.

Steve:" don't you have a big poly sci project to work on?"
Bob: "shit dude, I pulled an enron on it. Like the professor actually knows about child labor in Uzbekistan."

Dave: "you're going to jail? Why?"
Jane: "I pulled an enron on my tax return. You know I don't really have twelve kids."

by @theosus December 19, 2008

Pulled a Lander

Compleatly screwing over everyone in the direct vicinity. often, telling people to do things one day and wanting it sooner. and using goody two shoes who have it done as an example that the rest of us suck.

my teacher pulled a lander when he asked for our papers two days earlier than he said before.

by DaNinjaBreadMan.lol February 17, 2009

Pulled a Jimmy

Appearing to attempt to jump over a small creek or stream, but failing miserably, resulting in very wet, muddy shoes. Can also be used to indicate everyday failure. Also commonly used in sports that involve throwing an object such as a ball or disc.

We all crossed the creek just fine, but Paul totally pulled a Jimmy.

Jeff pulled a Jimmy while playing Frisbee and busted a car window.

by MHS Track March 5, 2009

pulled a Brady

to run down hallways for no reason and juke (see definition five) everyone like a ninja.

Parth just pulled a Brady!

by The Real Steve Penisburg January 25, 2009

Pulled a Keniacon

To be epically retarded on the forums; to waste peoples' time with arbitrary and useless blather.

That scrub just pulled a Keniacon with a lame ass joke about his guildmate.

by Yourmom45698 May 15, 2009

pulled a twilight on ya

when someone gives you a hickey, the sucking of the neck.

What happened to your neck, he pulled a twilight on ya didn't he?

by pizzaaaa May 29, 2009

Pulled a James J

Any time police or legal authority get in the way of you accomplishing something

Johnny Jokes: Wheres Mike? He should have got to Club Ready hours ago...

Jimmy: O yea he pulled a James J and got pulled over for reckless driving.

Johnny Jokes: O he was probably honking at 5th grade girls again.

by Siggy Biceps June 1, 2009