Tuna only squirts on pretty people

An old saying starting back in the early 1600s meaning that only tuna squirts on pretty people.

Leslee:(while draining a can of tuna and it squirts on her) aw man! thats just my luck!!

Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people

by straightnoobin April 20, 2010

ayy thats pretty good

When you see someone that did good in an enthusiastic way but in the inside, not really good.

"BOI I GOT AN A ON MY TEST" You:"ayy thats pretty good" Your brain:"Lol you did so fucking bad on that test because I got an A+!"

by SmartDefinitioner123 November 29, 2016

god of pretties

A man that is so unbelievably handsome that all of the other pretty people in the world are nothing in comparison.

Look at the pic J just sent me, he's the hottest thing I've ever seen.
He is 100% the God of Pretties

by Tinkxxxxxx February 10, 2017

That's Pretty Epic

A term that can be used as an joke and/or compliment to somebody.

Raul: I got a girlfriend I'm so exicited!!
Giovanni: That's Pretty Epic.

by The Ed Channel November 10, 2019

adam is my pretty boy

my definition of a pretty boy is the boy im dating, my bf adam

adam is my pretty boy and i love him a lot

I LOVE U BABY
#famous

by riri444 November 22, 2021

I aint never seen two pretty best friends

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.

Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

by lmaosure December 4, 2020

petty clamouring

the act of one being ivolved in a pointless argument with a gay

simon: You pedo
Kieran: whatever cucumber il not involve myself in this petty clamouring

by kieran April 22, 2005