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the pink man

The pink man; is a United States one-dollar bill.

Width: 156 mm.

Height: 66 mm.

PaperType: 75% cotton 25% linen.

Bill series: 2006

Serial number: L35006319G

On the obverse of the note are the words, The pink man.

The pink man is a bill that chooses its owner, but as everyone who has ever had the pink man knows you do not own the pink man it owns you.

When the pink man chooses It's victim it will try not to get spent.
The pink man will hide in your wallet, it will hide in your pocket, it will hide any place that it can.

The pink man is fine when It's in your possession but hidden it will haunt you. The pink man hidden will cause you to be broke, you will get paid and then have nothing before you know it.

Now before you destruction your house looking for the pink man and spend it, give it away or dispose of it in anyway.
I heed a warning; th attempted disposition of the pink man will only make it worse and sometimes can spread the broken curse to friends and family.

You must avoid looking for the pink man. The only way to be rid of it is when the pink man decides to move on. This will happen when you are not broke but need one dollar or one more dollar and without thinking about it you will find the pink man.
I have been cursed with the pink man 12 times a total of two years.

Finally free again I am living a happy and healthy new life.
by left side December 30, 2011
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Pink Party

Any intercourse between two (or sometimes more) women. A pink party is the best party. Can be between strangers or long-term partners.
“Are you going out tonight?”
“Nah, I’ve already got a pink party planned.”
by lesbianceo January 9, 2021
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Pink Panther

Pink Panther: To pink panther someone is to boil oil and pour onto ones face. Their instant reaction to grab their face pulls all of their skin off leaving them looking like the pink panther. Commonly used in prison with baby oil.
I pink panthered that mf for talking on my bm.
by Icyfreshfish February 15, 2021
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pink glasses

When you need to break up with a person but somehow end up never doing it because then they do the tiniest sweet thing to keep you around.

Can also be compared to "graduation goggles"
"Oh my God girl, you have your pink glasses on again. Just get it over with"
by StineOhMyGoodness July 5, 2022
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A Pink Bird

A pink bird is usually used for people that are hated by everyone. they know they are hated but don't give a care because the most likely deserve it.
by A Pink bird September 29, 2022
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Pink Cigar

Last night I gave her my pink cigar then I let her blow my pink cigar.
by Thesuperwisedudewholikespussy October 20, 2021
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Pink hair

Pink hair looks warm to some people, but it doesn't make somebody a warm person, any more than wearing outlandish outfits or talking at a certain decibel level makes somebody a warm person. Anybody can be warm in a crowded bar where everyone is looking, or cameras are watching.
Pink hair doesn't make cold eyes something other than what they are, and it doesn't turn spades into rakes. Having a colorful outfit and hair never made somebody a colorful person, since any plain person can die their hair any color they want to to make thmself look and sound more interesting (or goofy, or serious, or anything else) than they really are (to boost their reputation).
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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