burn it n return it

a term used by pirates where one rips or burns a rented or borrowed DVD before they return it.

"Hey man, that was a good rental."
"Yeah, i'll probably burn it n return it."

"That was a good movie you borrowed from Joe."
"Yeah, i'm gonna burn it n return it."

(Commonly used with DVD rented from Netflicks or Blockbuster, as well as DVDs borrowed.)

by 5yrs and 250G May 12, 2010

carpet burn pussy

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.

"I know that bitch has a carpet burn pussy"
"I gave my girl carpet burn pussy"

by fatassskellyprice January 10, 2021

third degree burn

A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it

Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!

by Dr_dude January 11, 2014

Burn your bed

Packing all your things and placing them in a locker room

Puneet: When are you going to burn your bed?
Raghav: Why tf would I burn my bed?
Puneet: It means packing your things and putting it in a locker.
Raghav: Oh wow, TIL

by Cryptic Singh November 19, 2018

fourth degree burn

When someone burns you so bad with a joke that there is no comeback, leaving one to walk away in shame.

After that "yo momma joke", Jim was left with a fourth degree burn, he had no comebacks. He walked away with his head down.

by tribexteetzel February 22, 2015

my asshole burns

when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore

my asshole burns

by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021

Cordova Rug Burn

(Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.

"Looks like Larry's caddy has a serious case of Cordova Rug Burn!"
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."

by antisympathetic March 6, 2010