Hard-Off

When you sober up while fucking an ugly broad (Swamp Donkey), the penis actually retacts inword.

Fuckin fat bitch was so ugly I got the worst hard-off ever

by Cellodude February 8, 2006

shipped off

A way to say that somebody was either transferred, moved, or forced out.

He got shipped off to boot camp so he can be scared straight.

by KRHimself May 24, 2005

hitler off

to masturbate as a nazi. this term was created by the tv show "whitest kids you know", when the nazis rose to power again in the future and searched for jerks. the term "jerk off" was replaced by "hitler off".

nazi 1: hey hans, what are you going to do tonight?

nazi 2: im going to hitler off to some hardcore porn!

nazi 1: heil hitler!

by fagstickMcdouchebag July 10, 2009

off-the-riley

a move in basketball where a player bounces the ball off a rather short kid(prefferably with the last name Riley)'s head then dribbles it under his legs while he's trying to figure out what happened.

I pulled an off-the-riley on Riley and got a buck from my teacher.

by Alexa February 5, 2004

wing off

To go crazy and punch someone

Shut the fuck up Al, before I Wing off on you

by SN1ZZY July 5, 2006

shitted off

It means the same as pissed off but with much more severity.

Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!

by Telephony September 7, 2019

cocked off

the act of being vigorously masturbated by another person.

The two chums, after having cocked off one another, went out for delicious pastries.

by Grannyporn666 February 23, 2009