Back End Cold Front

When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.
To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.
by Irish Beast June 17, 2006
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cold war shot

a cold war shot is a shot made by a sniper over a great distance, usually over one mile.
Did you hear about that one guy who made that 2000 yard shot?

Thats a hell of a cold war shot man.
by RadicalApex August 25, 2008
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Ice cold hard nips

When your nipples freeze so hard they can break titanium into 16 thousand pieces.
"Man, it is so cold outside I could break glass with these ice cold hard nips!"
by Iliketoeatcatz October 16, 2022
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When, on Saturday, you find yourself with your other working comrades and are holding I smooth cool bud light.
John came home from work, became enravelled himself in a heated argument with his wife but left hurriedly with the intention of poppin' a cold one with the boys. It was a Saturday and we all know who this day was for.
by Ddock my d May 21, 2017
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Cold Brew Panic Poop

When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.
I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.
by Poopmoney6969 May 18, 2021
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why is it so cold in here?

a saying that is frequently said when a patient knows that the doctor (usually female) is about to look at his penis.
1.) doc.: alright well that is all done all i have to do is...
patient: why is it so cold in here?
doc: look at your genitals

2.) guy 1: dude i had to get surgery yesterday
guy 2: oh dude that sucks! were there any hot doctors?
guy 1: yeah there was a wicked hot female doctor there
guy 2: awesome
guy 1: yeah and like right after she asked to see my genitals i said "why is it so cold in here"
guy 2: oh dude what did she say?
guy 1: she was like sir just pull down your pants
guy 2: wow
guy 1: yeah and then she said well by the look of things you have nothing to be self-conscious about.
guy 2: no she didn't
guy 1: yeah she did and then she started to stroke my dick. i though i was about to get a boner right then and there
guy 2: alright new subject...
by my name is a secret dude December 16, 2010
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