Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

hand-bender

Derogative term, used to describe an individual (often a male) who is indecisive, unwelcome, or in any way socially awkward; comparable to calling someone a "wanker."

What, you STILL don't know what if you want pepperoni or cheese pizza? Bruh, like...don't be such a hand-bender.

Is that Eric? God, what a hand-bender; let's bounce, yo.

by Iguana-Hunter Beastmaster November 23, 2015

hand size

your chode penis size that all nathans have. your penises maximum boner length

"ohhh nathan let me see your hand size.."

"ew gross it's a fucking chode"

by ccg ohhh yea May 18, 2017

hand deliver

throw it at your face

imma hand deliver you a snowball

by gary_username February 13, 2014

Politic Hands

It's what a politician's hands become when they are suddenly thrust into the spotlight. It takes some serious time to polish and groom this look as they feel that keeping their hands together at chest level, whilst gesticulating, makes us citizens feel that they are more trustworthy. Behind closed doors, they're hands return to their normal function.

Damn! That candidate looks like he's the real deal! I can tell because his Politic Hands show me that he would never steer us wrong!

by carlipet October 27, 2012

simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.

Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!

by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019

Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.

Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.

by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021