fruit!

Gordon Ramsey's new competition.

A: "hey fruit!! I heard you just made it on master chef!"
fruit: "yeah I punched Gordon Ramsey in the nose."
A: "you did WHAT"

by saffers saf soupy September 16, 2021

Fruit Roll Up

A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate

"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"

by rvrmn.vs September 21, 2021

Stragon fruit

When a straight person does fruity anal with a gay kiddo

Person 1: Have you ever had a stragon fruit?
Person 2: What is that?

Person 1: lol nvm

by Crüde September 27, 2021

Fruits

A term to express extreme outrage or anger.

P1: "Doesn't this Covid stuff make you angry?"

P2: "Ohh yeah, I'm fruits"

by A D Lope July 23, 2021

Fruit killer

A tall cup with knives at the bottom...
They say that if you see it...

It will follow you until you die....

Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN

Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID

Pear: this is fine :)

by asshole <3 July 30, 2021

cum fruit

The act of a woman releasing her creamy fluid* from vagina and rolling it up into balls to put in a display bowl at a party to eat.

*mix of semen and female ejaculation

Oh my gosh gweny your cum fruit is delish I could eat the while bowl! What did you do to make it?; no don't tell me... you used jello?!

by Quote handler February 15, 2022

fruit fit

When an outfit consists of multiple clothes of the same colour, which makes the fit look shit.

A: Have you seen Mike‘s fit?
B: The one with the purple pants, purple hoodie and purple shoes?
A: Yeah, what a fruit fit!

by 1337Otto March 6, 2022