Johnson Scoffer

an adjective that describes someone who sucks up to the manager of a company in a homosexual manner.

"did you hear Johnson Scoffer Joe was begging for the weekend behind Craig's back"

by beefsbigbelly May 9, 2024

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Skibidi Johnson

Skibidi Johnson is Quandale Dingle's father who abandoned him at a young age.

Skibidi Johnson finally came back to Quandale Dingle to goon with him.

by noxyforreal May 11, 2024

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johnson

A word used to replace any noun in any sentence or context.
Often modified by "bad".

Those are some nice johnsons you're wearing.
I'm thirsty; pass the johnson over here.
"Hey man, have you done the work yet?" "No, I haven't done that johnson yet."
That's one bad johnson you attached to your car there.
Go pick up that bad johnson and put it over there.

by James T-rain February 15, 2024

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SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.

The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

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