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5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015
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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
by PoopPantz December 10, 2020
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Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.
Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.
by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014
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Rodrick Jay Johnson

He is a caring and a smart individual. He is so good at mathematics. He is a Pisces. He loves to travel to different cities and states. He plans the trips accordingly on the map. He have won several awards, medallions, and scholarships for bowling because he is the best and no one can tell him a darn thing. He is 13 years old and he is born on February 23, 2008 and he is not to be played with.
Rodrick Jay Johnson (the one and only) is a achiever and can accomplish whatever he set his mind to.
by RodtheMan November 23, 2021
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closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men
"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"
by closet johnson January 18, 2009
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Ruined Johnson

A gender neutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu.

This describes a Character in Movies, Fiction or Games, which shows the Creators ideal mostly of himself.
Characters like this are mostly overpowered, like a Gamecheat or havn't any real Problems to solve. They are imidiatly accepted and loved by everyone and gain everything with nearly no effort an/or no reason.
This is a ruined Johnson!

This Character is a runined Johnson
by Noway_Neophobic May 8, 2019
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brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).
Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.
by MegaWak August 1, 2016
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