jizz

a small amount of something.

I am going to put a jizz of mayo on my sandwich

by Yeetus da Feetus June 15, 2020

Salad Jizz

Another term for Ranch Dressing in the Midwest.

Dude, you seriously putting salad jizz on your tendies?

by swiguy2112 August 22, 2025

Juicy Jizz

Semen flavored juice

Yo you tried that juicy jizz shit yet? That shit mad bussin!

Oh, that shit makes me squirt when I drink it!

by RapingKids May 25, 2024

Jizz Spit

When a person performs oral sex and then hooks up with another person

Brandon:"Hey man, I just hooked up with Racheal "

Kyle:"Oh no, she blew Justin before that, she gave you jizz spit"

by Decepticrust January 1, 2016

Jizz kill

To ruin the fun aka kill the buzz or cock block

Dude your such a jizz kill

by otb customs May 8, 2020

Jizz Snizzler 911

When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises

Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil

by lildick nigga April 29, 2019

jizz maup

sucking a huge cock

jizz maup and that horse

by noah is sexy September 24, 2009