wood roller

An individual commonly associated with the name Joe who “may be on my block, but he's not a threat; he's just a wannabe gangster."

“ He be on my block, his ass ain't shit, his ass a 'Wood roller”

by gotcousin February 22, 2025

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019

Drive into the woods

A euphemism for suicide

“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods”

by Good b0ye January 21, 2022

Will Wood

Will Wood, a.k.a. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Dr. Sunshine, wee woo etc. is a brain tumor. He may take the form of a white rat. When exposed to a living human form, he will enter through their ears and crawl into their brain, tickling it from the inside, making the human feel intense emotions and uncontrollably dance. They tend to get addicted to Will Wood, causing them to listen to his music all the time to encourage the tumor to activate. Queer and neurodivergent people are typically more prone to get addicted to Will Wood. There are no harmful side effects, except bursting into song whenever anything slightly related to will wood is mentioned.

Typical behavior of a Will Wood addict:
Person: “I read this book about quantum physics—”
Will Wood addict: “QUANTUM PHYSICS?? WILL WOOD REFERENCE????? I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS MY WITNESS BRINGS ME TO EXISTENCE I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL IN THAT WAY YOU WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND

by virgil the rat bownownownow May 31, 2024

Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.

“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”

by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023

ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.

That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

The who?

The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area

by I play Skyrim September 7, 2023

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023