by Gridinator December 9, 2023

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

What you are. ._.
by ><(((._.) December 21, 2021

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013

Yeah mate there’s one thing chatting g about humanity what about the Humaneous sorts who are allowed to exist too
by Silky June 9, 2022

by Faggotniggergookspec May 6, 2018

Person A: Again, how do you know that "we would have investigated the origin of life"?
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute
by Count Drinkalot July 23, 2017
