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Human poopsock

A person with a mha or Hazbin hotel obsession, they also usually partake in rainbow six seige e sex and e dating
Ugh Greg is such a lousy bum he's just like a "human poopsock"
by Goober the goofy May 22, 2024
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Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.
When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.
by iiHxrbie November 23, 2021
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made up human

A person born w a penis who chops it off to a clit and vice versa.
What is that thing it might be one of those made up humans.
by Coach jbs dog March 6, 2023
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Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.
person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"
by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard? and why people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. no, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2013
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Confidential Human Source

A Confidential Human Source, or CHS, is an informant who covertly provides information to law enforcement about criminals and their activities. Their names are withheld from official law enforcement reports and documents to protect their identities.

Some critics of law enforcement claim that some instances of an alleged CHS are a mere fabrication, and there never was an actual human who provided the information. These critics claim that in such cases where the law enforcement agents fabricated the CHS did so as justification for a search warrant or other similar legalities of an investigation.
The FBI claimed they were told about the drug ring by a Confidential Human Source.
by Innocent Byproduct October 21, 2023
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human chickin nugget

by jehrfwholudheiludhw.lqjksqwlus November 17, 2017
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