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Facebook Marketplace

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
I spent $300 on Facebook Marketplace and those 4 private jets are coming tomorrow.
by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023
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facebook leg

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.
Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.
by Slick2500 July 23, 2016
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Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.
Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011
mugGet the Facebook meteorologistmug.

Facebook Dad

Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.

In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.

Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.

Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.

I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023
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Facebook Battleship

Head games people play while facebooking on their laptops.
Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.
by MonkeyFrog July 13, 2013
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Facebook tennis

Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.
Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.

Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.

David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
by I'd Like a Mulligan October 7, 2010
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Facebook Cuck

When a man’s wife looks at another man’s Facebook profile, diddles herself, and makes her husband jack off while she diddles herself.
Bryan is a Facebook Cuck when his wife diddles herself to Brian’s Facebook profile picture and makes Bryans jerk off.
by Ron Don April 4, 2023
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