Creepy as fuck

Something or someone so creepy that can you're at a loss for words and Fuck is the only logical explanation to the mind fuck your having.

Person 1: "Kate's uncle keeps staring at me."
Person 2: "Ugh I know, he creepy as fuck!"

by CarsonJ March 28, 2015

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017

fucking bullshit

When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.

I just got disconnected again! This is such fucking bullshit!

by skatanic August 19, 2008

Nigger-fucked

When someone (typically female) has been thoroughly fucked and ejaculated in by a nigger(s). This is not usually a stand-alone event. Being nigger-fucked lowers a woman’s self-esteem to such a degree that they cannot recover (hence the term “once you go black, you don’t go back). This phenomenon can furthermore be attributed to drug use along with the fact that no one even desires to fuck them except for niggers afterwards.

1) Shirley has been nigger-fucked so many times that the only white guy in town that would fuck her was a tweaker named Kevin.

2) You can tell by Shirley’s Facebook friend’s list that she was no stranger to being nigger-fucked.

3) After several years of being nigger-fucked for drugs Shirley’s pussy was destroyed and ravaged by disease.

by The Word on the Streets June 25, 2016

fuck-buddy

Person one can hook up with almost anytime, spend a night, and have no emotional attachment.

Jack and Jill were both happy being single; however, they both loved having the other as a fuck-buddy.

by Giant peach November 18, 2005

grapple fuck

Mixed martial arts nuthugger reference to a submission victory performed by their idol meant to inflate the importance of said victory, and emasculate the hero of another fan, fanboy, or nuthugger.

Brock Lesnar will grapple fuck Cain Valasquez in the first 30 seconds.

by ystava November 16, 2010

thank fuck

Excellent news. Often used sarcastically.

Saddam captured? Thank fuck for that.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004