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chink eye

After smoking a nice bowl or two from the hookah or nice fatty or blunt of that hindu kush like me and froghead just did an hour ago, your eyes start drooping down as if you look asian. hence the name ,"chink."
sorry if my eyelids fall further than yours does. its not my fault i look fuckin chink eyed as shit all time.
by Taylor June 18, 2006
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brown eye

The part off your body where brown stuff comes out. You can't see out of it.
Last night I was hangin' with Kelly and suddenly without warning, she showed me her brown eye and nothing more.
by Dilldo Baggins August 4, 2007
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jap's eye

the slit of the penis that resembles an asian mans eye. Out of this slit urine and semen is secreted.
I have a well bad rash on my jap's eye
by Enormously Gifted September 25, 2003
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eye boogers

Nasty stuff you can have fun with taking out after you wake up.
EEwww... I hate these eye boogers.
by maurin September 16, 2005
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almond eyes

An asian person who's eyes resemble almonds.
Why are those damn almond eyes so damn smart?
by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008
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Bush Eyes

Bush Eyes is a phenomena that occurs after spending lengthy periods of time in "bush camps".

Bush camps are any camp removed from civilization and generally the workers at said camps work 4 week rotations in these camps without leaving.
The important thing to note about bush camps is that they are dominated by males and hardly ever a female and especially not attractive ones can be spotted.

The onset of Bush Eyes can go unnoticed for the four week period if there are no women around. It is easier to notice if there is in fact a woman in camp that you would initially deem "unfuckable".

You will notice that women in camp that were at first unattractive will become slowly more attractive until you find yourself fantasizing about having coitus with them.

When you finally leave the bush camp and hit the town, you will probably want to get a few drinks. Unbeknownst to most the combination of Beer Goggles and Bush Eyes is deadly. These two phenomena together combined to make almost any women attractive.

When you finally see women for the first time after getting bush eyes you will fuck almost anything in sight.
Evan: "Mike do you remember how diseased those strippers were last night? I mean.. I was pretty drunk but wow they were just fat as fuck bro."

Mike: "Oh man, I just got off a 4 week rotation and had bush eyes worse than I thought... I actually took one of them home with me. Damn you Bush Eyes!"
by Tonger10 July 25, 2012
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eye snot

Another name for sleep in the corner of the eye.
you have a bit of eye snot there mate.
by OJ Fishman May 18, 2008
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