National Grab Ear Day

Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.

National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...

by L0V3S1CK July 06, 2021

Ear-watch

To spend a majority of the time listening to a series or film rather than actually watching it.

I've already seen this film but it still makes for a good ear-watch.
I had a lot of housework to do so I ended up ear-watching two episodes of Strang Things.

by Katrirobell March 14, 2020

Ear Nutrients

A funny podcast with a person named Copper and Nathan who talk about goofy shit.

Lets listen to ear nutrients!!

by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024

Ear Nutrients

A funny podcast run by two goofy people, Copper and Nathan. subscribe now.

Lets listen to Ear Nutrients

by VeryRealNonFakePersonLo June 28, 2024

Inner-earing

The form of manipulating someone by repeatedly saying things that influence them in your favor of the topic. Interface with their opinion.

She was inner-earing in her son to not tell his father what she was doing behind her husbands back.

by Olinda Holiday January 07, 2023

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 December 03, 2015

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 14, 2021