election

A competition against two people to see who will get the most votes

There is another election coming soon, I wonder who should I vote for?

by Doctor Piggy June 2, 2016

Electric Yoff

Yoff is in itself Canadian slang for coffee. An electric yoff is coffee with alcohol in it eg. Baileys or Kahlua

Sup bro you got the baileys?

Yeah we’ll be ripping the electric yoffs this morning

by LBJcooksKD September 27, 2018

Electric bear chair

an electric chair with bears carved into it

an electric bear chair is the best way of death

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Ginger electric eel

During sex, at the moment of orgasm, a ginger shocks himself with a defibrillator, causing the electric current to travel through his penis to stimulate his partner. This is only safe when performed by a ginger, particularly one who has perfected the art of Monster Sex.
Serious burns and/or death may result, but trust us, it's worth the risk.

ginger electric eel monster sex

by Gingeranator April 6, 2014

pole-ing the electorate

When a man in elected office engages in sexual congress with a member of his community.

To fuck some bitch you have power over in her ass.

From the Simpsons: "Tonight, the mayor's pleasure is pole-ing the electorate."

"Damn bitch, I guess I wouldn't be much of a senator if I didn't pole my electorate once in a while. Suck that cock!"

by NastyNateMortensenn May 25, 2008

the electric chair

A variation on "the shocker." The electric chair is where the top wears a strap-on above or below his actual member (or, if the top is a woman, two strap-ons) and penetrates both the anus and vagina.

Dude, I got a strap-on as a white-elephant present at the nursing home. Linda better not misbehave tonight or I'm giving her the electric chair.

by Yosemite slam November 10, 2013

Electric Jesus

The robotic man that sits outside of random stores and proclaims "I am Electric Jesus".

"Hey, lets go see what that robot does! it looks cool!"
"Oh, okay, sure!"
(The people walk up to robot)
(Motion sensor detects approaching)
(Lights flash)
('sing hallelujah.....'in background)
"I AM ELECTRIC JESUS!"

by krackaddikt April 14, 2010