Doing a Dunn

Named after a failed piece of skill performed by then Birmingham City midfielder David Dunn against local rivals Aston Villa; 'doing a Dunn' means to attempt to perform a piece of skill that is beyond your ability.

Look at him over there talking to that girl way out of his league. He's 'doing a Dunn'.

by mtalbot2987 January 5, 2012

to do a close

Doing a close is the action of going out at night to a party and one does not succeed in the girls category. As a result, the close will drink away his regrets and mope about asking himself about all the various possibilities as to why he had not succeeded. After much self-deliberation, he will conclude that it's his looks or his intellectual ability. After beating himself up, he will shit himself and go to hospital, waking up stark naked wishing that one day he will be able to overtake his friends and younger brother in succeedinng with the opposite sex.

Maisy: I just parred Jack!
Pippa: Me too, I'm scared he is going to do a close.
Maisy: He's already depressed.
Pippa: just wait until the poo comes.

by RobYourNob June 20, 2011

Doing a dalton

Standing outside someone's house and leaching his WiFi.

I just saw that guy doing a dalton

by RedderChedder August 31, 2014

Do the alphabet

Giving oral to a girl whilst making the letters of the alphabet with your tounge. A way for girls to ask for oral.

Her : "Hey babe"
Him: "Yes?"
Her: "Can you do the alphabet?"
Him: "Let's 69 it?"

by 1234angellily4321 June 9, 2013

Doing a burkey

To deliberately try to stop or get in the way of something or someone

He’s doing a burkey because he can’t go to the match

by Joeghd February 21, 2019

doing the g

Fucking bitches and getting money.

Mom, last night I was doing the g.

by Swagdaddy1738 October 15, 2015

'Doing a Currie'

Losing one's socks for a lengthy period of time and searching for them in vain. Called 'Doing a Currie' after the producer of BBC TalkSport (formerly of student radio fame with FlyFM) David Currie lost his socks and was reported by the press to have been hassling hotel guests who he thought might know where they were. He was later cautioned for his behaviour by the BBC and made to apologise to all those involved. The story is frequently referred to by Al Green on TalkSport when teams are late out onto the pitch he says maybe they've "done a currie".

"oh i've only gone and done a currie" said albert, noticing his toes were chilly and his socks nowhere to be seen

"I knew I'd end up 'doing a Currie'" said George as he realised he'd forgotten to pack his socks for the holiday

by the lol machine January 1, 2010