Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through

“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”

by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024

rainbow disease

It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act and dress like the opposite gender, it is an absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE

all the LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"

by unknown604 May 13, 2024

rainbow disease

It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act and dress like the opposite gender, it is an absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE

all the LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"

by unknown604 May 13, 2024

rainbow disease

It says in the Bible, when a man or woman chooses to act or dress like the opposite gender, it is a absolute SIN and considered a MENTAL DISEASE

all LGBTQ people have the "rainbow disease"

by unknown604 May 13, 2024

Mink Disease

When someone or a large group of people cut their hair very short unexpectedly, usually used to describe a random wave of boys all getting the same haircut.

“Dude, mink disease is spreading like wildfire!”
“I know right, I can’t believe so many people are getting mink”

by Indonesian Sauce Website May 14, 2024

Kyah Disease

Attraction to women with bent wigs or crooked lace-fronts.

Damn that wig sitting up but she still fine. I think I got Kyah disease.

by Kemistry🌟 May 28, 2024

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024