Dildo

Something your mom uses at night when their sleeping 💦🍆

Mom stop using your dildo🍆🍆🍆🍆

by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022

dildo

noun
noun: dildo; plural noun: dildos
1. an object, sometimes equipped with a vibration device, usually phallic in nature, used to provide sexual stimulation.

2. a city in Newfoundland, Canada.

3. a species of long, narrow cactus.

1. "she masturbated with a dildo."
2. "Hes been in Dildo."
3. "Look at all those dildos!"

by The Carolinian Linguist February 25, 2022

Dildofication

Dildofication - the transformation of any suitable device into a dildo

Any science beaker can be dildofied which is a part of the dildofication of the lab.

~in science class~

Jesse - hey look how tall this measuring cylinder is.

Gabe - i know what else that could be used for…
Jesse - what about that conical flask though. it’s looking kinda…
Gabe - looks like a pretty good dildo
Jesse - the dildofication of the lab

by Dildofication March 27, 2022

Dildo

is a very common name given to retards

Hi dildo!

by POUTin April 12, 2022

Dildo

1.A rubber thing my dad sticks up his ass
2.Things in the back of Spencers

Damn i am going to shove a dildo up my ass when i get home

by Therightperson2020 April 25, 2022

Dildo…

People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt

“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”

by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022

Dialogue

You guys need to get better at writing this. For real. You can't just end every movie with the same inspirational speech "You're so much stronger than you know. You have to believe in yourself. I believe in you!". It's bad. You don't understand subtlety. You don't understand how "dead air" can be used to enhance a scene. Oh, wait, I forgot I was a genius and that it isn't obvious to everyone. Nevermind. Carry on.

Hym "God am I tired of clunky dialogue. Every time a character can't control their power, they get the same exact line of dialogue that every other character who cannot control their powers gets when the plot demands that they use their power perfectly for the first time. It's fucking pathetic. You have a million dollars. You get paid a salary to do something that isn't hard for me and I'm fucking broke as a joke. It's sad. Like, the job you did was so ALMOST good that it physically pains me to watch. It would have taken like 30 seconds to fix. But nobody fucking asked me so now we're stuck with an almost good job instead of an excellent job. Damn. You'd think you would relish the chance to get a fee billion dollars. It would take so little effort for me to fix that shit that it's ACTUALLY absurd but nobody wants to let me out of the Truman Show-esque Hell in which I am trapped. Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. And now you have my money. You sold me an undercooked steak and I have to choke it down and live with the worms you gave me because the alternative is sending it back to the kitchen so you can wipe your ass with it before you send it back to the table. Jesus Christ!"

Iam "............."

Hym "See how Iam isn't saying anything? Sometimes no dialogue is the right amount of dialogue. He doesn't need to say anything here. We let the moment breathe, yeah? Get it? See how that works?"

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022