Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
Get the crotch jawmug. by Willie Smielish April 7, 2020
Get the Crotch goblinsmug. by meghatter August 29, 2017
Get the crotch feedingmug. Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009
Get the Crotch Thermometermug. This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.
by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023
Get the doublewide crotchmug. The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
by niggernuts1969fortnitenigger April 19, 2022
Get the Fire Crotchmug. The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
Get the Crotch puppiesmug.