Texas coffee

Strong coffee without cream or sugar.

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.

by Reellua November 10, 2016

cameron coffee

That one guys who everyone loves secretly, everyone has a secret crush on because he's so damn fly-

Oh dat boi Cameron coffee

by Notthesilverhawkdarkbaked December 10, 2016

yellow coffee cup date

The moment, at your local diner when meeting a suspected blossoming friendship for an extra curricular activity for the first time, when the waiter randomly delivers two classic earthenware coffee cups to you and your friend whom you, again realize is this fabulous person, who most ardently believes in the universes general guidance, a coffee cup in her favorite color and you realize you will be friends forever.

Yesterday, I had a yellow coffee cup date with Malarie, we really understand each other.

by Svonperson March 10, 2017

Iced Coffee

a hot dicking

Your honor, I couldn't have committed the crime because I had the bellboy deliver an "iced coffee" to me at that time.

by jojomooin September 27, 2017

colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.

Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017

floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Analog Coffee

The best coffee you will EVER have!

Hey, wanna come with us to get some Analog Coffee?

by Coffee Lover 5000 July 26, 2019