I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase

1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"

by lasagna snake February 23, 2024

Chinese

Something I was years ago.

Years ago, I was Chinese

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 5, 2024

chinese toothache

2:30. Am or pm is the Chinese toothache.

Pronounce it slowly!

I'm leaving work today at 2:30, says Linda. Bill chimes in with "you mean the Chinese toothache!...." ahh 2:30!!!!

by anonymous March 5, 2024

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024

Chinese Dust

Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!

Or

90 year old chinese guy cum

Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .

by Monarchballz March 9, 2024

Chinese hernia

A medical condition in which one teste hangs significantly lower than the other, most common after strenuous tasks, such as heavy lifting or rough intercourse.

"Hey man, you alright? You're walking kinda funny." "Nah man, I gave myself a Chinese hernia last night trying to move the refrigerator" "You gave yourself what??" "You know, one hung low"

by Cream_of_sum_yung_gai September 21, 2025

Chinese

An adjective to describe an unorthodox way to do something
(Often used in skateboarding to describe modified tricks)

I like the way that skateboarder does that Chinese Nollie

by CoachFrank September 30, 2025