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Chinese Season

From the 2nd Friday in November to January 8th; The season where Chinese food tastes more savory, and demand for it spikes. Also the Chinese women appear more attractive during this season.
It’s finally Chinese Season! Gonna get me some good food!
by Monarch Monkey November 18, 2023
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Chinese New Year

when a man ties 10 Fireworks to his genitals and sets them off
Keven Pirera loves to throw his nuts a Chinese new year
by Xero42 June 16, 2011
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Chinese

This picture highlights my chinese
by Person who is great January 11, 2025
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Chinese Saturday

Most ordinarily refers to Wednesday, the day before pre-Friday, but occasionally also to Monday or Tuesday according to needs. The reason for referring to Wednesdays as Chinese Saturday stems from the fact that Wednesday in Central European Time (CET) corresponds to Saturday in Mainland China. When people complain about the lack of scientific reason for this, you tell them that they are f****** nerds.
"Hey Brian! Wanna go out for beer tonight..?"

"No thanks, I got a crossfit class tomorrow morning."
"C'mon man, it's Chinese Saturday FFS! Don't be a cunt!"
by MrOatmeal May 28, 2019
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Chinese Tom

1851....😳😳😳😳😳
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom
by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022
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Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special
Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree
by The back door bandit January 30, 2025
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Chinese supper

When you pay a girl for sexual activities with a Chinese takeaway
I’ve had a really busy day painting, I’m gonna get a Chinese supper to relax
by Mr Lee Chambers September 26, 2021
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