candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

couple candy

when a couple forms between 2 students in a class via the superior matchmaking skills of the teachers and students in that class

Owen definitely has superior match making skills. now there is extreme couple candy in maths

by i.is.rosie November 22, 2019

The Candy Shop 2.0

By far the best group on telegram! All the best products! All the best people! Competitions every Wednesday at 7pm! There is no better telegram group!

I bourght some sweets from The Candy Shop 2.0 and was Willy Wankered

by ILOVEWEED69 April 8, 2022

trailer park candy

A term used to describe any form of meth, meth being the stereotypical drug used by stereotypical people living in a trailer park.

Son: "Mommy, where's daddy?"
Mom: "He's in jail honey."
Son: "Why Mommy?"
Mom: "You father had a trailer park candy problem."

by Evil Spock March 20, 2016

Ass Candy

When a cute guy is all up on your ba-donka-donk during the act of grinding.

You should have seen me last night dancing with Jose when "Drop it Low" came on!

Ooh gurl you had some nice ass candy!

by Miles the Magnificent October 14, 2010

Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

Cotton Candy

H AMERICAN
a mass of fluffy spun sugar, usually pink or white, wrapped around a stick or a paper cone.

Little kid: We picked the cotton, now we can eat it?
Store owner: Uhh, yeah, take a bite?

(cotton candy)

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom May 1, 2023