Canadian Thanksgiving

When one continually apologizes during sex or any sexual act.

Nice guy but when he took me home it’s was a real Canadian Thanksgiving “Oh baby oh baby, I’m sorry. Thank you, that’s the spot, I’m sorry”

by Eldon John October 7, 2021

Canadian King

Derek is the king of Canada and the internal ruler of it

The Canadian king will rule forever over Canada and it’s many allies

by The Canada king July 26, 2022

Canadian

An unarmed American with health care

If you hurt my feelings, I can go to the hospital and get them checked for free because I am a Canadian.

by Samantha Crosfield April 28, 2021

Canadian Testicles

TimBits

Canadian #1:"Yo hoser wanna go get me some Canadian Testicles from Timmies?"
Canadian #2: "Sure, is chocolate glaze ok?"
Canadian #1: "Sorry but i prefer honey cruller"
Canadian #2: "Oh its no problem. Sorry I even had to ask."

by Sebbby1996 November 15, 2016

Canadian standoff

When two people are trying to go through the same door at the same time

A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,

*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."

"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."

by Dr. Knockers and bear January 26, 2017

Canadian Wedgie

To pull a hood over someone's head, causing them to topple forward

"My friend is obsessed with giving people Canadian wedgies and it's so hilarious, but not when it's happening to me."

by opinionatedash February 17, 2024

Canadian mudbog

Anal sex with maple syrup used as lubricant

Me and my bro did a Canadian mudbog last night

by Gimprodmrtn May 7, 2020