When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.
During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
by 4amigos February 16, 2017
It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.
"Bae, we should totally crotch."
"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine
Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
"To crotch"
"Crotchet" -feminine
Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
by Mattimus Maximus October 25, 2015
The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022
In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.
The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.
by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018
Lisa is a char-crotch
by jeremy newton September 16, 2007
Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
by Witch rider July 02, 2024