no bitches?

a phrase to tell someone/yourself when they cannot pull females.

"What's the matter? No bitches?"
*insert megamind meme*

by can you spot the L? February 7, 2023

No bitches

My boyfriend, Thomas Gregory.

"Oi! You know who has no bitches?"
"Yeah! My boyfriend, Thomas Gregory."

by anonymous February 12, 2023

NEGATIVE BITCHES

-1 or below women.
Something that I somehow have.

RANDOM:MFI have 5x more bitches than you!
ME:JOKES ON YOU I HAVE NEGATIVE BITCHEs

by TheBiggestClownInTheMultiverse March 6, 2023

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

Booty bitches

Hot girls

Hey guys there’s some booty bitches

by Dontbeasnitch March 27, 2023

Some bitches

Your a 5 year old that needs to touch grass.

BUT HEY! WAIT STOP RIGHT THERE! before you touch grass go touch it........

WITH SOME BITCHES! HhahagGGagauagGGahaha ( Chokes on coffee peacefully while laughing at you rapidly )

You: I want to have sex with a women

Me: THAN GO FIND SOME BITCHES HEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHRHEHEH

by Katherine/kat April 7, 2023

No Bitches

no girls and no rizzzzzzzzzzzz

I got no bitches, u here me?

by TreeshySnap April 22, 2023