two bagger

when you are having sex with a real ugly person and you need two bags, one for there head and one for yours incase there bag falls off

whow she's a two bagger

by hilly February 4, 2007

Tea Bagger

A person, usually on a CB Radio, who waits for the right time to insert a comment in someone elses conversation, thus changing the entire meaning of the sentence intent. This is done by a more powerful voice, signal, or a closer proximity to the hearer. Thus effectively filling the mouth and leaving embarassing virtual nut marks on the talker.

What was actually said "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I nailed the ball, I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

What everyone else heard due to a slick Tea Bagger "We went to play golf and on hole number seven I 'shit my pants', I could hardly believe it! I really had to rub it in!"

by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

Head Banger

When you take a penis and slap it against your forehead.

Like when your friend walks into class with a COCKS University of South Carolina hat on, and you say, you got cocks on your forehead, know what that means..... You're a HEAD BANGER

by redheadbanger November 17, 2011

badgers

A small skinny wierd boy from st.johns close hayling. usually found feeding ferrets and liberating the fish . approach with caution can turn viscious

badger you cunt

by jimbob April 18, 2004

Who Banger

one who partakes in sex with someone of the "who" race.

god dammit danny... quit bein a who banger

by Mike August 6, 2003

Badgers [badgerish] [badger]

These are really a cult of lop haired lads who do not belong to the human species. They read gaming magazines and play on gameboy advances. They only people who understand them are those of the same species. They are so called because they ramble on at you about nothing in particular in 'badgerish', a language which sounds like this... 'hhhhhhhshshshhhhhhsssssshhhhhhhhhsssshhhhshshsssshhhssshhhsssshhhhhhsssssss

'Doyle'
'shut up badger!'

by MK December 19, 2003

uphill badger

The process of gay sex between two men concerning sending the "badger" down a burrow, "up the hill".

He likes sending his badger into his hill!!

by Jizzy Boy June 6, 2005