Uncle drive

When you are getting jumped but your uncle won't drive the fucking car

AY UNCLE DRIVE!!! DRIVE UNCLE!!!

by idksterling's pookiebear May 21, 2025

Verbal Drive-by

Verbal Drive-by (n.): A quick, razor-sharp verbal attack that lands with precision and vanishes before the target can respond, leaving them stunned like they just got hit from a speeding car.

"She threw a Verbal Drive-by in the group chat, roasting his outfit and logging off before he could type back."

by Luniz_05JH May 23, 2025

Should drive them insane

Says Matt Lech... Proving that THE JEWS feel ENTITLED to CONTROL YOUR MIND.

Hym "I mean, at least Michael Rappaport had the decency to renounce his Judaism while the Jews were literally committing a genocide but between Ben Shapiro who wants to control your body and Matt Lech who wants to control you mind, you have Jews on both sides of the political who feel justified in controlling you in perpetuity. And then Stephen Banel thinks the Jews get to steal your identity so they can use it to rape women. So the Jews get to commit genocide, control your body, control your mind, steal your identity, enslave you spiritually, steal your work and enslave you literally, and YOU get to do whatever the Jews allow you to do! So Tim Walz gets to do a Nazi Salute. Elon does not get to do a Nazi Salute. They want to control what you say. They want to control who gets to make money UPTO AND INCLUDING LITERALLY CREATING AI! And if people don't do what the Jews want... They (The Jews) should drive them insane. The Jews should be able to drive you insane, at a whim, and if your kids get murdered because of it... It still isn't the Jews fault. Nothing is. Even if the Jews were to actively commit a genocide... EVEN THAT is not the Jews' fault. They assume no blame for anything bad that happens or anything they actively do and they assume absolute authority over your mind, body, and soul. They think they are God. That's the religion. I was right all along."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Chicago Style Driving

Chicago style driving is the action of driving the opposite direction of a NASCAR track, often used a formal excuse for trolling or when someone forgot the proper direction. The style invented by the roblox player UptightEpicman22, published by Secured_Noodles and pingo_boi

Driver 1: “You’re driving the wrong way stop it”
Driver 2: “I’m Chicago style driving”

by Secured_Noodles September 22, 2025

test drive

Trying something that you've recently bought for the first time, e.g. "test driving" a pack of caffeine pills bearing the brand "Tombocantuxin" to keep you awake whilst staying up late doing mountaining college assignments

I just got a pack of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, so I'm going to take them for a test drive tonight while I finish my college assignments and see if they really help me stay awake!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEE-

My friend you need some fucking help

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER is a Deltarune meme with Asgore Dreemurr, Father of Kris Dreemurr the Protaganist of Deltarune and Asriel Dreemurr, Ex Husband of Toriel Dreemurr running over Dess Holiday, Thought to be the Roaring Knight and Haunts the entire game, She was the sister of Noelle Holiday, One of the main characters starting from Chapter 2 and the Daughter of Rudy and Carol Holiday, The lyric mentions the Bergun-Truck, Asgores truck used to kill Dess Holiday, and interpreted as a Ford F150, The animation Involves Asgore looking forward and turning right in our direction and smiling, Then cuts to him Driving and implied to be drunk by the lyric, we him from behind with his arm tight on the wheel showing his veins, A dashboard ornament of Kris wearing a red headband with horns can be seen along with a piece of unknown material with the words I pic of a heart my family, this is taking place in a dark forest at night, Dess is running from Asgore and also throws a rock at his car but a few moments later gets run over with us first seeing her turn back and have a pizza tower like face but then we see a splash of blood indicating her demise.

by Braindead Deltarune Fan October 5, 2025