1: any white man who does not agree with absolutely everything Obama says or does.
2: anyone who does not constantly kiss Jessie Jackson's backside.
2: anyone who does not constantly kiss Jessie Jackson's backside.
Obama's tie does not match his tie very well. Racist: You racist cracker Asshole!!! how dare you criticize the first black president!
by Eldrich Thurge August 6, 2011
Get the racist cracker assholemug. 
When your boy friend really wants to fuck ur pussy but you don't want to get pregnant so you let him hit from behind with his ogar size cock
by TONYA NEICK December 31, 2015
Get the fuck me in the assholemug. by ShawnCO August 9, 2007
Get the breathe of a thousand assholesmug. Someone who is such an ass hole, that anyone who hears the way he talks to women, wants to punch him in the face. yet he is also the biggest sweet heart in the world! and uses it to his advantage to flirt with a bunch of women at one time but rarely succeeds.
by Flirty sweetness November 10, 2012
Get the Flirtatious Sweet Assholemug. when u don't shower and the juice from your balls seeps into your asshole and it burns like hell this is when you feel asshole cider vinegar
by sharbalarba November 5, 2010
Get the asshole cider vinegarmug. Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.
The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.
by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's assholemug.