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Alabama

A state in the southern portion of the USA. It remains as a hidden beauty of natural green and lush land marred by the ugly native populace. The general misconception of Alabama as being completely void of intelligence is not without reason. It did have a degree of intellectual development back during the space race creating small hubs of intelligent people. You will on very rare occasions meet 1 Alabamian who will be happy to talk about culture or the holographic memory theory and how it relates to fluctlights in the brain. But those few will be like an island among the great sea of stupidity around. Most of the populace you will find have IQ so low you have to dig under the floor boards to see them.

It is often equated in dictionaries that most Alabamians have the intelligence of a dog but that has been rescinded as insulting to dogs and surmounts to animal abuse. But the fact remains that since most Alabamians can't even equate their base line cognitive functions to animals that many must be given a test in order to marry outside of their state line otherwise consummation would legally be equivalent to beastiality. This is yet another reason why most senators from the south think rape and incest shouldn't be outlawed or stand as grounds for abortion since they consider it the primary form of reproduction (ex Steven King republican politician )
Hillbillies all come from alabama
by Pippin Jay August 20, 2019
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Alabama

A person of romantic interest, or who someone thinks is one's romantic interest.
"I like him, he is my Alabama."

"You guys talk a lot. Is she your Alabama?"
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Alabama

Please don't have Alabama in my house.
by Missisippi April 28, 2019
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Alabama Peck

The act of punching someone in the face as hard as you can. Like I’m talking really rocking someone’s shit.
If Dave keeps up with his shit I’m gonna have to give him an Alabama Peck .
by Fuck Yah Life BingBong December 1, 2021
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Alabama Spaghetti

A Alabama man has oral sex with his female cousin with tape worms and tells her a joke shortly before climaxing and the force of both the joke and the climax will make the female shit out her tape worms in a bowl which are then eaten like spaghetti.
Cletus:Hey man I just made Alabama Spaghetti with my cousin Shawna.
Butch: Awesome can I have some ?
Cletus:Sure.
Butch:*SCHLURP*
by Jörmungandr April 13, 2021
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alabama china

Let's use the Alabama china tonight so that we don't have to wash the dishes!
by CainisAble September 19, 2016
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alabama

were all there is football and family love to the fullest form
alabama joe went to his sister and got a new nephew
by dfgfdfs January 12, 2022
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