a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Houston Kool Aid

Robitussin or cough medicine.

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.

by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018

Telepathic Aids

When someone you know talks in the stupidest accent know to man and you get aids from it.

In country accent "Catherine is the main bowl"
Friend 1 "I just got telepathic aids from you talking"

by Zollows December 23, 2022

Poisoned kool-aid

Tucker Carlson type ubiquitous political propaganda

Stop listening to the poisoned kool-aid

by Sexydimma March 12, 2022

dino aids

Something so toxic and deadly that it killed dinosaur.

Also a synonym for being an egg.

"Dude! Stop being so toxic, you are acting like dino aids!"

by TheOneWhoWritesAboutDinos October 14, 2020

Don't Be Kool-Aid Minded

"Don't Be Kool-Aid Minded" is a term used as a loving reminder or warning to a person who is demonstrating behavior that is viewed as foolish, dangerous, or insincere. This term is used to admonish individuals who exhibit a lack of critical thinking, preference for conformity, and an overemphasis on superficial or materialistic values. The admonishment is also directed at individuals who show a tendency to break commitments, engage in gossip, or display duplicitous behavior. Its usage is often intended to encourage a more thoughtful, independent, and authentic way of living and interacting with others.

KoolAidMinded, CriticalThinking, Authenticity, EndearingReminder, LifeAdvice

"Seeing her son being led astray by superficial friendships, the mother gently advised, 'Don't be Kool-Aid minded. Real friendships are based on trust and authenticity, not popularity.'"

by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 14, 2023

AIDS Nebulizer

A term used by the late Norm Macdonald To describe gay oral sex

Lil nas X on that AIDS Nebulizer

by Factus deletus September 17, 2021