The Bulgarain Ankle Wank originated in the Dupnitsa area circa 2000.
It is the act of squatting with ones manhood positioned between the ankles, then bouncing rhythmically until climax
It is the act of squatting with ones manhood positioned between the ankles, then bouncing rhythmically until climax
I'm going home for a Bulgarian Ankle Wank
by Blimmond October 14, 2015
One plays the video-game Call of Duty: Black Ops so much that you're brain becomes wearisome and tired. In a state of trauma you turn to your computer and your urge to wank. Whilst getting into your wank you get bored and return to black ops.
by Neo12 January 14, 2011
I was out last night and today he tells me:"you look knackered mate". And im thinking yeah, you look like you`ve had a pot noodle and a wank, mate.
by AluXeZ January 10, 2010
To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
Sometimes an important decision needs to be made, but sometimes a woman is involved and can affect a gent's decision making process - essentially he starts to think more with his cock and less with his head.
In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!
In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!
Chez: "Dude, I really don't know if I should take the bitch back; I mean she gave great brain on the regular, but is that a good enough reason to take her back?"
Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."
Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."
by the_session May 20, 2009
To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
by kooni June 06, 2007
The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.
by UB Jesus August 05, 2003