just a regular human

just a normal human being with no upsides or downsides

look, im not special. im just a regular human being.

by marine_ December 07, 2023

The Human Snowman

Where there is a person laying flat on the bed and cum covering the entire body

Person 1: Man, I'm so tired.
Person 2: That's the because you made me the human snowman last night.

by ungabunga04 July 01, 2021

Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.

Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.

by Vege tard October 30, 2023

Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.

David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

by Soviet Spycrab March 06, 2021

Human Beignet

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.

Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!

by Mr.Grande January 02, 2018

Human Juggernaut

A human with a penis,vagina,boobs, and testicles

The human juggernaut could not be stopped

by Bay Mac April 11, 2021

human furniture

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.

He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.

by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023