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Job Gas

(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc
"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"
by spyanuk November 26, 2017
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gas

used when someone is lying or something is unbeleiveable other words that are related are gassing or gassed
wow you are gassed/yo stop gassing/person 1 "i've just seen something mad " person 2 "gas"
by bradjt November 28, 2017
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dutch gas oven

A gas oven used in the process of either heating or burning dutch people.
Guy: Damn, that's a hot dutch gas oven. Bet It'll be able to burn some Dutches!
by white4life69 December 2, 2017
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Ass for Gas

The act of using sex, either intercourse or fellatio, as a form of payment for getting a ride from someone
Hey Bryan, Tina is wanting a ride home from work, u think i should take her?
As long as she has the Ass for Gas why not, she is kinda cute.
by Partsguru13 March 2, 2018
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Gas

A way of saying something is extremely good or cool.
That food looks gas! I can’t wait to start my meal.
by Cin Z March 6, 2018
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active gas

Flatulence that us accompanied by a small amount of solids.
A bout of active gas has forced me to change my underwear .
by 2TellTheTruth June 19, 2016
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gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.
"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"
by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016
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